Presenting a list of ten rules written by a man much smarter than thou:
Any true gentleman should not only consider holding these commandments close to their heart- he should also seek to make a priority of carrying Donnie’s virtues with him at all times…
The X Commandments Of Donnie
1: Condoms- like taxes- are always optional.
2: Women are objects and should be treated as such.
3: France is terrible and should be condemned.
4: Anyone who says Citizen Kane is their favorite motion picture is a dick. The only 6 films that matter in history are the 5 movies in the Jason Bourne series and Scarface.
5: There is no reason to not make her sign a prenup. Just do it.
6: Title IX is a joke and anyone who supports it supports communism.
7. Thou shall never, ever, ever bet on the New York Jets.
8: The ketogenic diet is a myth. If bread is so bad for you, why did Jesus eat it? Checkmate, nerds.
9: Consent, by definition, is the absence of a firm “no.”
10: It should go without saying, but it is necessary to remind you: No fat chicks.
May God be with you all.
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